Hear no evil, don't you speak no evil
Don't you lay no evil down on me"
Happy Halloween! One of the first tapes I ever bought was Stay Hungry by Twisted Sister. For a period of time they were my favorite band. I was 6 or 7 when it came out and the videos for We're Not Gonna Take It and I Wanna Rock were playing ad nauseam on MTV. I was just starting to develop my personal "taste" in music. Before TS, my favorite band was the Monkees. I loved the tv show and received their greatest hits record from Time Life Music. We had to call in and order the album and back then it would take like three years for stuff to come in the mail (well it was more like 6-8 weeks but that still seemed like a long time. What was the deal with that anyway!?) And before The Monkees my favorite recording artists were Bert and Ernie. Below is a pic of the actual album which I still own (my parents didn't throw away much)
I was too young to see my makeup wearing, spandex clad, rock n roll heroes live so all's I had were the videos and tapes. Although when I went to the theater to see Pee Wee's Big Adventure I was thrilled to see my favorite band in my then favorite movie singing today's featured banger. Needless to say my young mind was blown seeing both worlds collide.
Stay Hungry ended up being Twisted's biggest album and they didn't really have much commercial success after. Fast forward about 20 years and I had just moved to Richmond VA. After searching for the Howard Stern Show (apparently he was pulled from the local station for indecency years before) I discovered that Dee Snider had a syndicated morning radio show. The only two markets for the show were Hartford Connecticut (where he lived at the time) and Richmond, VA. Why Richmond? I have no idea.
Well, the positive thing about having a presence in Richmond was that Dee and his band (not Twisted Sister) were coming down to Richmond to play a show. I finally got to see my hero from the 80's live! He didn't sport the signature make up and shoulder pads that I had hoped for instead he appeared wearing leather pants and a leather vest.(no shirt underneath of course) I know if someone is in all denim it's called a Canadian tuxedo, I wonder what county would be a leather tuxedo? Germany? Anyway, despite being costume-less, Dee and his band played all the Twisted classics so I left content.
Fast forward another year and Dee was coming back to Richmond...this time with Twisted Sister! Despite a thunder storm delay myself and a few buddies witnessed the full costumed Twisted Sister in a grass field within an office park just a few miles from my apartment (sounds kind of depressing but it really was awesome) It was at a place called Innsbrook Office Park and the weekly summer series was dubbed Innsbrook After Hours. Since I was in my 20's at the time it was a sweet spot to see bands from my child hood that were perhaps a little down on their luck. Since CD sales were still going strong, ticket prices weren't outrageous, so I was seeing these nostalgic bands for around $30 or less. During those couple years besides Twisted, I saw David Lee Roth, Poison, REO Speedwagon, Huey Lewis and the News and Weird Al Yankovic...all for dirt cheap. How the times have changed!
The picture above is me dressed up as my 7 year old hero back in Halloween 2005. Yes, I did my own makeup. I remember I had to work the next day and after getting out of the shower despite my best efforts, the blue eye shadow I put on the night before wouldn't completely come off. Without a wig and other parts of the costume, needless to say I looked pretty damn creepy. This was a customer facing job too so it was quite embarrassing. Luckily it was a Sunday so I didn't have to see too many people but the ones I did, probably looked at me a little differently going forward.
For todays movie recommendations I figured we hit on movies where heavy metal was going to destroy the youth. Metal was under heavy scrutiny in the 80's. Big names like Ozzy Osbourne and Judas Priest were being sued and getting blamed for putting subliminal messages in their work and causing kids to commit crimes and suicide. The satanic panic was in full swing and the government was moving forward with Parental Advisory Stickers on albums they deemed inappropriate.(At this time Dee famously testified against censorship in front of Congress) Well, leave it to horror movies to capitalize on the fears of the day. Not exactly best picture nominees but these nuggets are enjoyable nonetheless. Here's two movies where our Metal heroes go bad and start causing havoc on the helpless teenagers.
Since we're celebrating Dee, I'd also recommend his 1998 horror movie that he wrote and starred in. It has some "borrowed" elements from A Nightmare on Elm Street but set in the "Modern Primitive" subculture (google it) Till next time. Happy Halloween!






